The Dirty Truth About All The Signs Of The Zodiac
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The Dirty Truth About All The Signs Of The Zodiac

All astrology fans usually say that the characteristics of a sign identical with the features of their identity. But usually this happens because the horoscope is made by people who only want to please you. It's nice to believe in the same nice things for yourself.

We are not very fond of horoscopes. Therefore, we found for you these characteristics of individuals according to their zodiac signs that read them, you may also be thinking, "Astrology - this is nonsense!".

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Basically, you - a monkey. Aries are impulsive, aggressive and create a lot of noise. Your character lacks depth, so many people believe that you - "fake", playing on the audience.

Many people want to know that you have a head, but the truth is that it - nothing. Your ability to simplify the reality is reductive, ie you simplify the world, not in order to make it understandable to others, but in order to make it clearer for you personally. But the lack of foresight makes you naive and stupid.


You are a boring small owner. But the worst thing is that the calves - the most stubborn creature on the planet. "My, my, my!". That's why you love playing "Monopoly". Dollars have become your life, although it was not you and others say.


You have attention deficit disorder? You can deny it, but the main characteristic of this sign of the zodiac - a complete inability to focus and calm down. In your head constantly sweeps powerful vortex of a variety of thoughts. And you will not even be able to remember that not them, but even - realize. In general, it is even worse than an empty head rams.

You - a real wizard to create chaos and total disorder. Close surely find you intolerable.


You have not grown up. Cancers, in principle, do not grow and remain children forever. And you do not restrained. Why are there - do not know how to control their emotions. Your whole life - a continuous nervous breakdown. So do not be surprised if you feel close hysterical.

And yet you are selfish. And so demanding of myself that turns into a nightmare not only the surrounding life, but also his own. "Why me? Why me again? No one cares about me. I was so unhappy, "- constantly thinks cancer.

And lions petty and stingy. All that they are ready to engage in around the clock - it's just narcissism. Well, and humiliate others, they too are good, of course.


Virgo constantly worried: they want to control everything. Therefore virgins should the whole world! But they help others, and do it consistently. But under this false altruism lies veiled naritsisizm. Virgo help others only to then tell everyone what they are caring and reliable.


You may be a sociopath! People like you never know what kind of whims and demands they will have an hour. Please Libra unrealistic.

And Libra - a master manipulator. They are constantly exploring their environment, give him cool features. Sometimes it seems that it is people-robots. They just are programmed to say the right things at the right time to the right people.

And finally, the most unpleasant thing about you, your feigned reasonableness is actually a reflection of the empty posturing. Are you trying to look cool, but everyone can see that your inner world - empty.


You - small, vengeful monster. You are projecting your self-doubt at all others. You beat in the first place, for those who mean to you most. You like to look at the suffering of others. Just because you have convinced themselves that they deserve this suffering. You poison everyone with whom communicate.


People think that you - an intelligent man, but this is not true. Just you repeat the ideas and slogans of other intelligent and thoughtful people. Sprinkles quotations. And it seems that the only way able to carry on a conversation.And you all the time is boring - in any situation and in any company. And you do not know how to hide it.

However, your head is always busy with thoughts about what others think and say. It also explains your penchant for hyperbole.Sagittarius - a great boss: he does not care to others, he suspects others of all mortal sins, and he was, in general, do not care, that nobody loves.


Capricorn - the best on the planet snitches. People who are ready to go over the head for the sake of his goal. You do not care about anyone but himself. And you're ready to throw under the bus all to get what you want. You are selfish and obsessed with their social status. Even the work for you - it's just a way to become famous.


Do you consider yourself "too ordinary", so constantly shokiruete people to prove their uniqueness. You are so obsessed with their own personality, which ultimately loved ones you do not have at all. Nobody is able to understand your subtle creative nature.

You answer the world in return. Why do you need the outside world and its "gray" dwellers if you - a rich inner world. You want to be left alone? OK no problem!


Draaama! Pisces say they do not tolerate the scenes, but they roll them regularly. The whole life of fish - one big disaster. Your inability to stand up for yourself makes your life into chaos. And your envy makes you a loser. You - the person who is constantly complaining about the shitty life, and never does anything to change things. Of course, what there is life, because you are so overwhelmed with work! You are miserable and unhappy doing all the people around.

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